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What other people have overheard on a bus!

If youre this retarded youve got to be good at something. Newmarket transit. 0 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

" i think i might buy the abandoned shop-rite in town and turn it into a death-metal-concert-venue that serves only vegan food..." new jersey transit. 7 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

no thi is all we have! toronto transit. -3 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

Um, like yeah. Durham transit. -3 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

"I kinda wanna go back to jail man" Durham transit. 7 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

Girl: 'can you open the back door'. Guy: 'press the yellow bar' Note on door 'press yellow bar to open door.' Durham transit. 0 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

"Thats what she said!!" Toronto transit. -2 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

'Cops??? Is that like Reno 911?' Durham transit. 2 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

You should wear a hat, it makes you less likely to get raped Brisbane transit. 1 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

Friday.....pure sun, 24 degrees. Durham transit. 0 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

Over 9000 Toronto transit. -2 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

Your dog ate all of it? really...... I'm sad now. Toronto transit. 1 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

How do you feel?..... I feel dry. toronto transit. 0 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

My brother said 'you've been smelling really good lately' new york transit. 2 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

My visa gets used like toilet paper. oshawa transit. 1 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

I just want to quit school and play guitar! Toronto transit. 0 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

'Look at my tattoo, its pretty ugly, but I got it for free.' Durham transit. 2 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

Guy 1; this guys complaining about a 51, you passed. Guy 2: I could do better! I'm smarter then that. toronto transit. 1 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

"He started talking all nasty to me...... I liked it" Toronto transit. 2 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!

'Your skezzy ex-boyfriend got a 16 year old pregnant?' Durham transit. 0 votes Vote Up! Vote Down!